After decades of controlling the market of places in which you can sign out any time you want but you can never leave, the Eagles' "Hotel California" has finally lost its 46-year monopoly on existentially terrifying tourist destinations. Enter 7-Eleven's brand-new concept for alcohol sales, in which patrons in Ontario, Canada can purchase booze ... but can't leave if they've already opened their bottles. 

But as we prepare to wistfully place our palms against the glass of our local convenience store while taking a swig of Two-Buck Chuck, accepting that this is just how life is now — and possibly forever — one thing is for sure: These memes will most definitely help us pass the time. 

From accidental cigarette cosplays to a glimpse at LeBron James' 20th-century Wario, here are the 33 funniest tweets from the weekend.